Saturday, July 20, 2019

Objectivism’s Like That

The objectivists have a negative view of humor. But I am not an objectivist, so I can write a couple of jokes. Here they come:

Question: How many objectivists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: Two. One newbie objectivist to do the actual changing of the lightbulb, and the other, an old and experienced objectivist, who will offer directions after going through the relevant passage in which Ayn Rand and Leonard Peikoff have explained the perfect way of changing lightbulbs.


There is an objectivist who is trying to find the number of udders that a sheep has. He has spent three months going through the texts of Ayn Rand and Leonard Peikoff to find the relevant passage where they discuss sheep udders. He won’t go to a farm and take a count on a sheep because he knows that the ultimate truth can be found only in the texts of Rand and Peikoff.

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